Christie frozen in carbonite for journey to Trump

Solo/Christie in carbonite
Yes, this is Solo, not Christie, we assume Christie looks similar, but maybe used a bit more carbonite. Credit Sarunyu L, Shutterstock

TechMockery has learned that Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort lured Chris Christie to a Dunkin’ Donuts in a New Jersey suburb with the promise of a full bakers dozen. Once Christie was focused on the donuts, Manafort then froze him in carbonite for his journey to Trump at the Republican convention in Cleveland on July 18-21st.  

A Dunkin’ Donuts manager who was in charge when the event took place described the scene as scary but also really cool.

“It was unbelievable, I mean I’ve never seen anyone so focused on a box of donuts. I mean, yes, these were really fresh and amazing Dunkin’ Donuts, but still Mr. Christie was super focused. And then, while Mr. Christie is working on his donuts, here comes Mr. Manafort and bunch of his aids with all this big equipment. They start setting it up in the corner, it was huge and they just started ripping out booths to make room. I tried to stop them, but they just waived me back. Then, Mr. Manafort, he holds up another box of donuts and throws it right into all this equipment, and Mr. Christie he just follows that box. That’s when this huge cloud of steam went up, it was sooo cool.”

The manager then overheard Manafort ask an aid if Christie was okay. The aid answered that he was in perfect hibernation and was ready for his journey to Trump in Cleveland.

It is unclear at this time if this means Christie will be Trump’s VP, or if Manafort will also be freezing Newt Gingrich, Mike Pence, and possibly others.